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COMMENT VOUS FAIRE ASSAILLIR! HAPPY PILLS

"ECCO, COSì NON POSSONO NON FOTOGRAFARMI!"

E' ormai noto che, da quando è esploso il fenomeno dei blog streetstyle, durante le settimane sante, ovvero durante le fashion week assistiamo al fenomeno del

"ah...finirò necessarily on a blog

with my super cool outfit! "

and then you see people dressed up, decorated, dressed up" the party "that air detached

pretends lengthy discussions of work with blackberry and iphone in every color and size, always making sure not to crease the trick and, above all, trying to figure out which way to tilt the body to show off their brand-new Prada

(still with the paper in for to volume)

or the shoe must-haves of the season,

, or coat that prevents the basic moves, or pants strong colors, so strong that people must turn away to avoid permanent damage to the retina.

So Garance Doré published yesterday morning, the Handbook to be assaulted by photographers streetstyle, without falling into serious errors ... to be just to use his words, "Assailed by A horde of Photography "

Comment ...

Vous Faire Horde Assaillir Par Une De De photographers StreetStyle (Moi Comprise)

Vous trouvez que votre look est aussi chouette que celui de toutes les éditrices et stylistes que vous voyez tous les jours sur les blogs de streetstyle ? Vous trouvez que c’est injuste que ce soit toujours les mêmes ?

Écoutez, la fashion week de Paris arrive, c’est le moment de libérer la Anna Della Russo qui sommeille en vous. Si vous rêvez de faire immortaliser votre look par un photographe de streetstyle, ne partez pas sans ces quelques conseils :

1/ LES ÉLÉMENTS DE BASE

streetstyle photographer reacts to stimuli very simple. To excite his instinct, you will need:

• Wear colors -> It's pictures that popent.

• Wear only black -> It's fashion editor.

• Wear large sunglasses / Wear big glasses / wearing a large hat -> Below you can see, the more you want.

• Wear heels. Super Senior AND / OR Super weird / OR Super colorful. If your heel is made with an old doorknob / Legos / A stuffed animal, 2 pts.

• Mixing prints unlikely.

• Wear open shoes without tights in winter / summer fur -> Dressing off-season, it's very editorial.

• Wear a flagship piece of the season. This season is:

A LONG SKIRT (ATTENTION YOU NEED THE GALE THAT GOES WITH).

OF ANYTHING AT PRADA

A HUGE FUR.

leopard print (A BIT LAST SEASON, BUT STILL PASS

• Wear anything -> Wear a shoe-hat, you made a skirt with your shower curtain, take a jacket to a worker in the building to go with your bag Plastic Jil Sander. It is miraculous as it works.

2 / ATTITUDE CHANGES EVERYTHING THAT

If you have at least 2 of the 10 elements listed above , you still have a chance of being photographed. The secret? Building on the attitude.

• Attitude # 1 = The phone, of course! But note, you do not speak, that photograph poorly. We listen, or text message it sends.

• Attitude No. 2 = look busy! Have an invitation in hand (-> you go somewhere) (You did not? Any piece of cardboard will do) and walk quickly (-> your driver is waiting for you, you are important) with a bit of air you feel like you left in peace, but not too much (everything is in the mix).

• Attitude # 3 = Hail a taxi. As if you were dancing to Swan Lake. It stretches!

PS: You arrive by taxi? Do you EVER right outside the entrance, unhappy. Do you drop in front, it takes at least cross the street to give photographers time to get your bearings.

WARNING: Anna Dello Russo arrives at the same time as you? You'll miss your input. Give him 10 minutes to wow its effect is the minimum time it takes to go the 200 meters that separate the parade.

3 / If you're desperate

streetstyle photographers are attracted by other photographers streestyle, whatever outfit you wear.

If indeed you've tried everything and you're about to throw in the towel, take with you two or three friends with big cameras and ask them to run you to take your picture.

4 / IF YOU ARE REALLY DESPERATE

Locate Anna Dello Russo, Giovanna Battaglia Hill or Taylor Tomasi and stick up for them as they pose for a photo.

With any luck, hop, you will land on the photo. We need to start somewhere, huh.

5 / BUT BEWARE, DO NOT EVEN AIR DESPERATE

streetstyle photographers are like any hunters: they hate too easy prey, so chic they are.

Do not use as food: do not stay in position especially TAKE ME IN PICTURE before a show.

Know you want. Indeed, be nasty, it makes the pleasure of having a brighter picture - Everybody dreams of taking the perfect picture of Anna Wintour, because it will not stop never to be photographed.

6 / IT IS THERE, YOU HAVE BEEN MADE IN PICTURE! HOW NOT ruin everything.

• If someone asks you who you are, pretend not to speak English or French or Japanese or anything. Just say your name and let people imagine that you are the editor of Vogue Pays de Loire.

• If you are asked where are your clothes and you dare not say Kiabi, say vintage .

• Never ask where you can see photo (cf Attention, n’ayez pas l’air désespéré).

PS : inutile d’aller traîner devant un show le soir. La lumière est pourrie, les photographes de streetstyle ne sortent pas la nuit, vu que c’est le moment où ils éditent leur photos.

Et la prochaine fois, je vous expliquerais comment NE PAS Être Prise D’assaut Par Une Horde De Photographes de Streetstyle, parce qu’être une star des blogs de Streetstyle, paraît que c’est hyper épuisant. Bisou !

MOLTO MOTLO MOLTO DIVERTENTE.

THANKS Garance .

:.)